March 2012
1 tag
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
Feb 29th
100 notes
Dammit I wanna go back to the lacma so bad
But his exhibit was moved in October :/
Feb 29th
Feb 29th
29,470 notes
2 tags
i love to grab ahold of his long hair
yank his neck to the side  and just go crazy on those tight veins. unf.  
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
194 notes
Feb 28th
136 notes
Hot Damn
I had a wonderful birthday with my amazing boyfriend and my brother. Awesome dinner, a little weed, a little alone time. a lot of “i wish i wasn’t here” today. Super exhausted. It truly was whole weekend of celebration. I don’t even want to consider being an adult right now. I just want to sleep. 
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
199 notes
Lost a follower for my birthday. Haha cool bro.
And with that, I’m going to bed.
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
4,000 notes
Feb 28th
3,343 notes
I had such a great birthday
Now I am extremely high. Which is just how I like to be after celebrating with the people I love
Feb 28th
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Send me some love
Feb 27th
Nicky Romero last night
Omg dude
Feb 26th
Feb 25th
2,238 notes
“Somehow meet me on the Eiffel tower. You bring the rope. I’ll bring the...”
– My friend mark, discussing my possible birthday plans
Feb 25th
Feb 24th
468 notes
Feb 24th
117 notes
True or False, anon or not. DO IT!
ask me!
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
Feb 24th
9,694 notes
Lol how bout that 100$ bonus cause i got my...
Eh? Eh? Not bad.
Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
8,684 notes
Feb 23rd
326 notes
Feb 22nd
10,670 notes
Feb 22nd
462 notes
oh god. my uterus.
it’s trying to escape.
Feb 22nd
2 tags
i'm going to have so much fun looking at these...
i can hear my inner monologue now “bitch you are almost 23.” i don’t care, subconscious. you can’t judge me anyway. you’re full of several dicks “that doesn’t even make sense. chill the fuck out. you have to be professional” i’m gonna professionally pass out on this convenient lobby couch “i swear to god, if you lose this job,...
Feb 22nd
1 note
2 tags
SOMEONE SUGGEST SOME HUMOUR BLOGS
that would just tickle my fancy right now. i am a functional adult.
Feb 22nd
1 tag
HEY EVERYONE
I AM COMPLETELY SHITFACED SOMEONE SHOULD FILL MY INBOX WITH MARVELOUS WONDERMENT
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
18,207 notes
Feb 21st
68,519 notes
Feb 21st
1,784 notes
Feb 21st
115 notes
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
2,140 notes
Feb 21st
92 notes
Feb 21st
2,359 notes
Feb 21st
279 notes
Feb 21st
17 notes
wow i am so drunk
someone send me messages. srsly. 
Feb 20th
Feb 19th
88 notes
I turn 23 in exactly one week
Feb 19th
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
145 notes