Want to fuck joseph gordon levitt. That would complete my life
Let's get it on
Sexy as hell. Compiled of mostly overlooked songs. Who knows, maybe I’ll inspire some of you. Music to stir up your loins. Around the Fur- Deftones Change (in the House of Flies)- Deftones Passenger- Deftones ft. Maynard James Keenan Digital Bath- Deftones Heavyweight- Infected Mushroom Traffic- Distance Another Way to Die- Jack White ft. Alicia Keys Treat me Like your Mother- The Dead...
But srsly bro
Having your own bathroom is amazing.
Brilliant people have the most persuasive demons
I love my new place and my new roommates
Are like special friends you put on your head.
Why can’t i find a tall, pale, dark haired, artsy, atheist boy with a beautiful voice that likes to be bitten? I would melt like putty in his hands.
My best friend is an enigma
Me: i'm so high
Wes: you think you're high? You should have seen the other guy!
Me: what other guy? Did i miss him?
Wes: i don't think he's real...
I'm medicated, how are you?
Placebo. Making sense of my brain
Mum: what are you doing?
Me (absolutely stoned): oh, just broin' it up, bro
Me: just broin' it up, bro!
Mum: oh, ok.
Apparently this was an acceptable reaponse.
exo-skeletal: Korn - Kindnap the Sandy Claws ...
I think my uterus is trying to escape
Chris hemsworth and alexander skarsgard
All i need for the ultimate fantasy threesome
Dallas has its yuppies too
And they all convene at the galleria. And none of them can drive. And i have an interview there right now. It’s like going to the hipster zoo.
Counting bodies like sheep to the rythm of war drums
Apparently tumblr won’t allow me to correct my iphone error of adding a ‘z’ to the word ‘represent’ Fuck it.
Oh sweet scales of satan
Dorian gray with ben barnes is better than porn
Trueblood season 5, please
Why are their seasons yearly instead of actually seasonal? It is torture. What really breaks my heart, is pam. I understand her place exactly, and nothing hurts worse. As great as sookie may be as far as the plot is concerned, i would love to smack her upside her head with a brick. It’s almost impossible to hold onto true love anymore, and she’s got it flying at her from all...